Ruin My Wish game

[Levud]

Granted, but the world rebels against you and they kill you.

I wish Gaia had an ipod touch app.  

[the_hamster]

granted but it blows up every ipod touch it is downloaded onto

i wish i had high speed internet  

[Arch angels assassin]

Joke: Granted, but due to the fast speed, your computer has gotten wiplash and has to wear a neck brace for 5 months.

Real: Granted, but your computer gets trillions of viruses, slowing and, eventually, crashing, your computer any time you log on.

I wish that I had the ability to kill everyone, be invurnable, and never age.  

[Levud]

Granted, but you become very lonely afterwards and must live forever alone because you killed everyone and cannot die.

I wish I had a lightbulb that emitted black light. (not the purple ones but black shaded light.)  

[Eisenkrieger]

that wish just sucks.
i wish my grandma hadn't died. ruin this at the risk of being spammed the next time i log in. or something similar......  

[Kasai_Haigara]

Wish granted but you die within 10 years of her not dying
[tried to make it nice]

I wish I could never die or age after I turn 34.  

[Jessica_ Uzuma]

granted but you said AT THE AGE OF 34 so you die at 33 3nodding whee

i wish i had no more boggers from my cold crying  

[Third Chaos Saint]

granted >.< but now you have other peoples boogers on you >.<

i wish i had some cupcakes ^_^  

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted, but they're the ninja kind [note picture below], so you can't find them. Because they're sneaky. :]

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow. Early soccer games and I do not mix. :/ And then there was that time change.  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but your bed explodes...

I wish "she" didnt stalk me stare  

[Butterfingahs]

granted but now "he" stalks you eek

i wish i had a job that paid me to do nothing =]  

[Pure 3picness]

granted but your first paycheck explozers! blaugh

I wish I had all the money in the world, in which I would fly to a remote area and build a mansion there with high-tech security and that stuff so no one could kill me  

[Blarff]

Granted, you receive all of the money in the world, but the world is thrown for a loop and opts to adopt a new currency in replacement for the one that suddenly disappears. Thus, your currency becomes nothing more than paper.

(Though you could probably resell the coins as scrap metal)  

[Pure 3picness]

Since you didnt have a wish, I will make one for you:

"I wish I had a girlfriend"

Granted, but she kills you smile

I wish... I had all the games I want whee  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you have nothing to play them on >.<

i wish i know why?