State the Obvious

[Parisian Loafer]

Javert was a fictional inspector.  

[FantasyKitty]

House is a fictional doctor.  

[Parisian Loafer]

All of my crushes are fictional. crying  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

fiction is the opposite of nonfiction  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

nonfiction tells facts

 

[Parisian Loafer]

Facts can be fabricated from abounding rumours.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Rumors lead to gossip.  

[CrowFeathers]

Gossip happens a lot in school.  

[NoMoreFangirls]

At school, you have to sit at a desk.  

[Scarlett Syn]

Desks are made of wood.  

[CrowFeathers]

Termites like to eat wood.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Termites are insects  

[CrowFeathers]

Insects are also called bugs  

[Scarlett Syn]

Bugs is the name of a popular bunny.  

[FantasyKitty]

You can have a bunny for a pet.