Ruin My Wish game

[HazyKoala]

Granted. You find out why, but you have to kill your whole family to find out.

I wish I had a red-headed vampire boyfriend.  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but he kills you because he likes/loves your blood

I wish I had better writing ability  

[Erik_Deadman]

Granted, your skills were like that of Edgar A. Poe.. and like him, you went mad and insane

Wish i could acutally be a Splinter Cell  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but now your asplinter in a cell  

[Erik_Deadman]

(O.o thats the ruining part? Oh and whats your Wish?)  

[Pure 3picness]

"That I had a centuries supply of pizza," he whispered back.  

[mich22]

Granted. But the supply toppled other and crushed you.

I wish a guy would notice me  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but so many boys notice you that you become a player

I wish i could think of one wish  

[HazyKoala]

Granted, but then you run out of wishes for that post.
I wish I never ran out of bubblegum.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. But you get eaten by a giant bubble gum monster and vow never to eat bubblegum again (assuming you're not already dead/digested)

I wish I would have a boyfriend soon. -__-;  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but you find out hes 10000000000000000 years old and drank from the fountain of youth,

I wish I... could have FRIED RICE!  

[mich22]

Granted but it's MOLDY fried rice. ew.

I wish i had a ruined wish.  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but since I pity you I wont make it worse

I wish more ppl posted hereg  

[mich22]

granted, but since there were soooooo many people who posted here that the site shut down forever from the overload.

I wish life was just like zOMG!