Unfortunately , Fortunately

[The Original Jitterbug]

Fortunately it was just me in a sharp rock costume.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately the impact knocked you out  

[The Original Jitterbug]

Fortunately, I precast Auto-life on myself.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Unfortunately you said the spell wrong and are now cursed with elephant feet for the rest of your life.  

[Valiant Fenris]

Fortunately so are you, so you'll have to work on a cure  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately this doesn't help us get out of the hole we fell in  

[Valiant Fenris]

Fortunately I have a shovel and I've studied from Dig Dug  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately I don't know what you're talking about  

[Valiant Fenris]

Fortunately i already got us out  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately it's now raining blood  

[Valiant Fenris]

Fortunately it would have filled the hole and drowned us, so i saved us  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately that bit no longer matters since we're no longer in the hole  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

fortunately, the hole was a lie.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately, so was Boris  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

fortunately, Natasha wasn't.