Let's kill Jim.

[ru4nekoss]

insane_white_angel

but jim kills the darklord and he becomes the darklord and will never die save xd

NOOOO! *finds a hiar follicle of Jim and makes a clone then rips his guts out* hehe kill biggrin  

[insane_white_angel]

its a clone and it wasnt jim so save  

[ru4nekoss]

insane_white_angel

its a clone and it wasnt jim so save

ok.. *finds the darklords secret to eternal life then uses it against him to destroy him*  

[insane_white_angel]

he got destroyed but it wasnt him it was his clone save  

[ru4nekoss]

insane_white_angel

he got destroyed but it wasnt him it was his clone save

grrr... finds the real one a kills him again ... don't you dare say it insane angel... >.>  

[insane_white_angel]

well he no longer live on earth he is in the land nothing where nothings live save  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Little did Jim know, living in the land of nothin as something was a very bad omen... THE PLANET IMPLODED! Kill!!! twisted  

[insane_white_angel]

he disappeared and went to everywhere where every1 can find him and everywhere he goes he has every1 to proect him  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

But then every1 turns on him and beats him (and you) to death! KIIILL!!! twisted  

[ru4nekoss]

*sprinkles resurrection dust into the air and revives pieces of Jim making him reform into one being*  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

The resurrection dust also touched part of Hitler! Hitler and his neo-nazi groupies go out and hunt Jim because he's half jewish by race. Kill!

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[ru4nekoss]

lol omg! *re-kills Hitler and nukes his neo nazi army, then puts Jims body in a speacil life regeneration tank*

- you know I saw a video on the internet about these Russian neo nazi killing these two reports ... and when I mean killing, I mean cuttting their heads off right in front of the camera... after I saw that.. I just decided to shut off my computer for the rest of day. Sick stuff man..  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

Oh noes! The power goes out and James Bond breaks open the tank and shoots him! Kill!

I had a guy friend who shaved his head, and he's half Swiss, so when his dad's friends came down to visit they freaked out because they thought some neo-nazi was following them.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone murdered-not even on the internet. Just fake TV scenes.
I've watched 4 or so relatives die slowly, but I wasn't there for their last breath, and while volunteering at my city's International festival one year I saw a man die of an annurism.

...Fear our angelic cuteness

 

[ru4nekoss]

*gets James Bond enemy Dr. No to attach James Bond to a gaint rocket and UP HE GOES! I then preform open brain surgery and tranpsplants Jims brain to a android body* SUPER KUNG-FU JIM! lol

-I always fear I might die from an annurism one day  

[AmeKisaki]

Team Barton...

Austin Powers saves the day! He implants an "Act like Paris Hilton" chip in Jim's a**s! His body walks very sexily onto the traintracks. CHOO CHOO.
KIll.

-migranes?
-I'm super-scared I'll die of cancer

...Fear our angelic cuteness