Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Tambergal]

They divorced me first, make them give a reason  

[MaronKuzaka]

I could not allow myself to harm her beautiful skin so I had to protect her from my evil deeds gonk  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

I wasn't into chains or roleplay XD  

[Tambergal]

he wanted to spend more time with the moon than me  

[Tsende]

She was just too icky.  

[the_hamster]

I never did figure out if it was a he or a she  

[RicoSuavo]

had herpes  

[littlestumpy]

he kept pimpin all over the world (thats a song title)  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

i turned on the light and found out how fugly he was burning_eyes  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He demanded that I call him buttercup and wear a Brad Pitt mask 24/7.
The mask I could handle...but butercup? That was just too nasty.

 

[the_hamster]

she thought that buttercup was an odd nick name.  

[RicoSuavo]

is to kinky with that mace for me  

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't date pimps.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She thought I spent too much time on Gaia.

 

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't know why she kept stalking me.