Below Me

[Pink Fregia]

I rip off my clothes as I run out the door. Roll around in the snow with you squealing with glee.


Below gets the video recorder.  

[kitti kat 28]

*runs around looking for a outlet*
Below me is a person on a unicycle.  

[purpleravenhawk]

*falls over, as wheel rolls off comically into the distance* Wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaahhh...

Below me is someone who loves ballet so much that they wear a tutu all the time.  

[Nei1]

I call this dance the Fanciful Unicorn.

Below me has a secret lab  

[Bao Sanniang]

You'll never find it. twisted

Below me is the lumberjack from the Monty Python sketch "The Lumberjack Song".  

[Nei1]

I never wanted to be a weather-woman. I want to leap though the trees.

Below me has met the same fate as Sven.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Hallo my name is Ula....I am looking for my brother Sven and I...wait...what are you doing?...Wait! No! NOOOOOOO........

The one below me hires a detective to investigate  

[Nei1]

Calls up Johnny Dollar even though he works to investigate insurance fraud.

The one below me pays Dollar's expense account.  

[preposterousplum]

*pays* emo


The person below me is a secret agent who will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...*ducks* burning_eyes  

[Nei1]

1.....0...*cowers*.....Huh...a dud bomb?

The person below me is the reason why I didn't self-destruct.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*exploded in Nei's place because he couldn't stand the thought of her no longer existing* crying

Below me has the task of cleaning up my remains.  

[lady leko-chan]

really TES? reallY? rolleyes
*gets the dust pan*

below me wants to sell me an over priced urn for TES's ashes.  

[Liada Trovaras]

*pulls out a lovely giant jade urn* They say it once held the ashes of the emperor of the Ming Dynasty....only for the great value of $1,600,476.99!!

The person below me breaks the urn having TES's ashes land in a litter box  

[Dark Maverick423]

Hello i just got here 4laugh ooo look a penny! *bumps urn off of hands with butt as i lean down to grab the penny...... watches as Urn rolls down the road bumping into everything on the way before rolling into a house where it rolls onto a conveniently placed ramp that sends it flying into the wall causing it to shatter and the ashes to fall into a cat litter box*

Below me is the cat that is about to relief itself in its kitty litter box  

[Prince Darialan]

*desecrates the ashes and buries it.*

Stepped in the litter box the next day.