Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Knoxlysia X]

unfortunately, the cake was.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Fortunately that isn't actually true since there is in fact cake. You just aren't allowed to have any.  

[Valiant Fenris]

Unfortunately, i ate it all  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fortunately for me it was full of laxatives so the only person affected was Valiant.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately he made a mess in Eternal's office  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fortunately, Eternal had given it to someone else.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Unfortunately that person is now suing us all even though most of us had nothing to do with it  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fortunately, all those who did not have anything to do with it got to go without paying anything.  

[Aristaline]

"Even if tomorrow everything disappears...

Unfortunately, the boss was angry with everyone, involved or not, and cut everyone's pay.

...with you by my side, I don't need anything else."

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fortunately I tortured him into not cutting everyone's pay. 3nodding  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Unfortunately, the pay was in rabies.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Fortunately, I'm immune to rabies though I'm not sure about the others...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Unfortunately, it's you have to kill all of those with rabies.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Fortunately Minnta had an army tank she could use.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Unfortunately, somepony stole all the ammo for it before everyone was paid in rabies.