The "You Are Banned" Game

[Zera Stardust]

I ban you for braking stuff.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for your improper grammar. It's 'breaking' not 'braking'.  

[Zera Stardust]

Eye ben u four tryin too tel mii wat's praper.  

[Sumimachine]

I banned you for using cotton balls to hide your parts.  

[Zera Stardust]

You're banned for not knowing the difference stars and cotton balls.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for trying to imitate Navi. Everyone knows how annoying she was.  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned 'cos I don't know who Navi is !!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for making people believe you've obtained Nirvana with that mandorla of yours.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for stealing Darth Vader's light saber.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for using that dagger to perform surgery on people.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for using too much fertilizer on yourself.  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for pretending you just want to "help" at the local blood drive !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for using your crew to play Whack-A-Mole.  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for your month long rampage of destruction and violence in major world cities !  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for giving smal children a pathological fear of the moon.