"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[666y]

cause it fell out of the sky
why is yoshi green?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because Yoshi doesn't have a highlighter.


Whats a highlighter?  

[Vashtastic]

an important tool for neurosurgeons

why do gangs exist?  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Because the elephants have a coconut gun.

Why can't I perform magic?  

[Sensoa]

You can...if you stop doing drugs....you're killing your magic cells

What are clouds made of?

 

[MsAmore]

nacho cheese
why cant fish fly?  

[Flucs]

shyXgirl

nacho cheese
why cant fish fly?

Cause they're afraid of heights.

What is the meaning of life?  

[DanniBoo]

dogs bark!

where do babies come from?  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

The future.

Why is lead heavy?  

[Scarlet Monroe]

because it doesn't weigh anything at all...

why are there crackers in my soup?  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Because it's Chicken Noodle.

Why not?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

Because I am thy god.

Why do roses have thorns?  

[Tapeworm Sex]

so thay dont stick you.
Why are flys small?  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

So they can avoid you easily.

Why is Rise Against so friggin awesome?  

[666y]

cause it has a cool name
why do people vomit?