Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Fallenarchangel999]

Child support.  

[pexxi]

It was a long distance relationship.  

[Fallenarchangel999]

She would never take the goggles off.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

his robots tried to kill me.  

[pexxi]

The spider got jealous.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she smelled too sweet.  

[MaronKuzaka]

Her spider would always make unbreakable webs at the wrong places >.>;  

[Fallenarchangel999]

She tried to eat my face.  

[Princess Zelda21]

His pet robot kept me up all night.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she tried to dye my skin pink.  

[littlestumpy]

she kept the thermostat at -30 degress celsius all the time  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

I cant feel it........

he kept trying to burn me alive  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Haha, ouch Hakumei! XD


I caught her kissing Meelo on the MOUTH which is not cool, because it violates our threesome code of ethics!

[Watched some Anger Management last night]

 

[Fallenarchangel999]

She smokes.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He brought home 20 cats.
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Noooo thank you.