Ruin My Wish game

[Eisenkrieger]

wish granted. but the baker died halfway through his recipe so it tastes like crap.

i wish my town had enough places to go Free-Running
(if you don't know what it is, look it up b4 you reply)  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you broke both a leg and an arm

I wish my homework finished itself crying  

[Kira84]

Granted, but then it spontaneously combusted and you died.

I wish I could keep a houseplant without killing it... major black thumb here.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but it was soon stolen by the old couple next door while they where scolding you for stealing it

I wish I would start doing my homework instead of being on gaia wasting time sweatdrop  

[Kira84]

I should also be doing homework...

Granted - you started your homework, then decided to check facebook and stayed on there until you fell asleep at your computer. Then you woke up late for school and with unfinished homework.

I wish I could find grey dress pants for a presentation tuesday.  

[floating_shoppinglist]

granted. But it totally shrunk into teddy bear size when you washed it and you can't find any more replacements in the stores.

I wish my dad would stop making me download oldies for my grandpa *brain bleed*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Your grandpa is now totally "hip" and acts like a teenager... even went to the same school you do that is totally embarassing.

I wish I giant bunny ATE my head.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you didn't die, now you suffer inside the bunny's tummy for all eternity twisted

I wish that there was no need for sleep : D  

[floating_shoppinglist]

Granted. But the lack of sleep... suddenly made you sparkle in the sunlight. YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT FOR ETERNITY!!

I wish my turtle could talk.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It does nothing but talk about turtle porn all day long and never stops.

I wish my heart would stop and still continue living... without it.  

[floating_shoppinglist]

granted. but then you were considered a living freak-alien living without a life source and you get to be locked up in a lab and be studied and appear completely naked to the public.

I wish I had a bucket of Skittles  

[anne13 Flakes]

granted.but your mother see it and she ates it./color]

i wish im rich here in gaia

 

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but then you get banned from gaia under the suspicion of scamming or hacking.

I wish I could hack anything even guy and not be arrested or annoyed by anyone about it  

[The Devil Has Eyes]

Granted but you could only hack it while leaving an embarassingly pink unicorn sticker trail behind you.

I wish I could go hiking without sweating up my sundress and hat!  

[HazyKoala]

Granted, but you lose your ability to sweat overall and overheat, thus die.
I wish my friend wasn't a jackass to me.