The "You Are Banned" Game

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for using circular logic.  

[Ariemea]

You are banned for being human. ((Foolish mortal!)) ((Haha, I don't even know why I just said that...))  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for having hair that's too long. Sorry. It's for your own safety.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for copying hairstyles. No originality whatesoever.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for giving Light publicity. (even though i love his character, kind of.)  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for scarcely covering your private parts !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for walking through airport security dressed like that.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for having your right hand in a strangely pointless position.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for looking like a cuddly greek god. Greek gods aren't CUDDLY!!!  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

We regret to inform you that you have been banned from the Duce Club for repeted failure to follow proper color code. All clothing is to be brown and green, while hair must be red. Due to your total lack of interest in the correct order of business, it has been decided that you are to be violently tossed from the building, and the guard will be rewarded with a pay raise if he can manage to knock over that damn picket fence that has so far evaded our efforts to chop it down with an empty sardine can. Have a nice day, and be careful to hit your head on the way out.  

[magic_doglover]

....
you're banned for banning someone much more creatively than most have.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You are banned because the local nudist colony thinks you are wearing far too many layers of clothing.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for wearing that really vulgar looking hat! Take it off!  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You are banned because Ted Nugent, Czar of the Middle Finger, has taken offence to your demands.

Even if I do somewhat regret banning someone with such a good verse in their sig.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for... throwing me off the building. Seriously that hat is too distracting...