The "You Are Banned" Game

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You have been banned for misinterpretation. It was not I, but the guard, who through you out, not off, of the building.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for not putting your sword away when I asked you to.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You are banned for activating three different paranormal portals simultaneously.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for assuming I did, but it's really a more difficult spell that requires a lot of concentration.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You are banned for cutting your side open near your kidney, a known sign of dedication and part of the ritual to join the secret assassination society known only as The People. If you're lucky, we may still let you in, though.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for not adhering to proper haircut regulations.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for not drastically changing your look for quite a while.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You're banned for trying to tell someone else what to do  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for not using your manners! How rude!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for never being able to save yourself.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You're banned for looking like a Nazi officer... when World War II is already over  

[GoldenFraggle]

You're banned for carving my pumpkin without permission !  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You're banned for staying in the tanning bed way too long.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for not having a shower in a long time. People can see the stench wafting off you.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

You are banned for being the only person in the world to smell a scentless fog.