The "You Are Banned" Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

You're banned for exceeding the limitation of brightness  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for wearing a too-rich shade of red. makes me think of cherry medicine. *shivers*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for having creepy eyes.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for lamely trying to be a cyclops by covering your other eye with your emo hair.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for doing exactly the same thing that you just described.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for being surrounded by puppies  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for flying in a no flying zone.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for having a curved spike coming out of the back of your head. how are you going to ever lie down comfortably?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for peeing on the carpet.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for leaking oil on the carpet. that's MUCH harder to get out.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for thinking I'm a robot.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for not properly maintenancing your weapons and armor.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Banned because JOKERkingJACK, aka l The Raven Nevermore l, aka King Monochrome, aka King of the Wooden Spoons demands it.
And because you have a baby in ALL of your avatars.  

[Princess Zelda21]

You're banned for not explaining said demands, whatever they are!  

[SUP3R FAMIC0N]

YOU ARE BANNED CUZ LINK KNOCKED YOU UP