"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[xX-EroticEmo-Xx]

cause fat ppl r lazy
y do farts smell?  

[Vashtastic]

Because they are made of meat

Why do dogs sniff everything?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they have no apple juice to drink.

Where did apple juice come out of?!  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

Pants

Why do people have purse dogs?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they think its the new trend from Paris Hilton


How do you open a purse?  

[666y]

ask a monkey to do it
why do people go insane?  

[AndrewBot]

because they're completely sane

why do people kill each other?  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Because they realize that the next pokemon game won't be out for a while.

Why do siblings act so weird?  

[Tinuviel Silma]

Because they're not related.

Why is Heath Ledger so terrifying as the Joker?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because he died and had digusting makeup.


Why doesn't anyone post!?!  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

Because the Republicans are in power.

Why do people go to see romantic comedies?  

[KioKy112]

cuz they like action movies

y do ppl snore so loudly?  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Life is

a waterfall,

Because they don't get enough Ozzy.

Why is air breathable?

We're one in the river

and one again after the fall.

 

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because System Of A Down was created.


What ish the best song in the world?  

[Suge_da]

Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana .... right....

Why do orangutans (i dunno if i spelled that right) throw their poop at people?