Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Fallenarchangel999]

Fred didn't like her.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

My father didn't approve.

 

[Tambergal]

went into too many hysterics  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

used witchcraft on me  

[Tambergal]

he wanted to move to alaska and i tried to use my magic to control his mind, but he's too strong!!! gonk  

[Kasumi_Shino]

She tried to use my dragon AND my fairy as sacrifices  

[Tambergal]

i c u p funny colors and it wasn't pleasant  

[Princess Zelda21]

She had a strange and annoying accent.  

[Tambergal]

she hogged the video games  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept telling strange fortunes.  

[A Bad Wolf]

It wasn't my baby.  

[Princess Zelda21]

His eyes reminded me of something in my nightmares.  

[Marissa on My Mind]

She cheated on me for Link.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Her face nearly scared me to death!  

[-Lapariya_Stone-]

wouldnt give me a cookie