Ruin My Wish game

[Ayame-Yuura]

Yes, but it will annoy you a lot because he jackassses everyone else you know, including your parents making you feel embarassed.

I wish my dog would love me more  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but he licks you so much you die

I wish I had more money then I have now...  

[Chaton Atomique]

Granted. A fully loaded armored car mows you down.

I wish my mom wasn't so cranky. It's freaking Mother's Day!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Mother's Day becomes canceled because of you and an angry mob comes at you with pitchforks and torches

I wish I have a vampire boyfriend (<-- i don't mind being bitten and I'm not afraid of death)  

[Pure 3picness]

Granted, but he turns out to be a vampire like this one (watch it! All the way through!)

I wish that I had a limitless supply of chicken tenders, that did not run me over.  

[JTN]

Granted... but they must be fed to you by some creepy moaning guy through a hole in the wall.


I wish my damn boss would make up his mind about our vacation schedules. stressed  

[koolkcp58]

Granted!!! but on that day of the date he decided, you are trampled by a group of ur fellow co-workers that are on strike to put him out... so your vacation was surgery at the hospital. sad

i wish to go to Europe!!! mrgreen heart 4laugh  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. I take you with me to Europe. About 6 countries... My flight is later tonight.

Condition: You're my pack mule/ slave for the whole trip

I wish the people around me would stop being clingy. I'm gonna spend 2weeks with them in Europe for God's sake! Can't they back off for five minutes? Or more, if possible.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted you go to Europe but they don't care much about you now so they tell you to take a hike and go back from where ever you came...

I wish i could sleep and wake up at will. >.<  

[Chaton Atomique]

Granted, but you can only do it in dirty public restrooms. rofl

I wish my car was fixed already.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted you became so happy about it and ran a few stoplights while ignoring the police, now your car was towed and your license suspended


I wish my responses weren't so long >.<  

[JTN]

Granted... but it's because your keyboard is broken except for the "F" and "U" keys.


I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.  

[MaronKuzaka]

Granted! You're fired! biggrin ((haha too easy xD))


I wish I could finish my course paper and book presentation in 24 hours and still be energetic enough before I have to go to classes!  

[JTN]

Granted... but the solution involves meth and the resulting condition of you not capable of blinking for the next 48 hours.


I wish Chaton Atomique likes the present I bought her. 3nodding heart  

[Eisenkrieger]

but she doesnt. she spams you, defriends you and reports your profile as innapropriate
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