Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to use your hair as a melee weapon.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

super strength!  

[magic_doglover]

the power to control goats.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Super pheromones.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to conjure up any food you want at any time as long is the situation is appropriate.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to turn dust bunnies into real bunnies, with fur made of cotton candy.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

The power to turn dogs into large, angry wolves.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to shoot any ammo you feel like out of the same gun.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

The power to turn his arm into a chainsaw so he doesn't have to carry around that 15-pound weapon all the time.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to have his face in shadow no matter how bright the light is.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make it snow on Christmas, even in very warm temperatures.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to summon a tricycle for five minutes at a time every time he holds a chainsaw up in the air.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The power to Death Dump.  

[delasislas]

HOLY CRAP YOU CAN TURN INTO CRAP!!!!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The power to vanish into thin air.