Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

Hetts fingers blown off as it explodes early


Inserts the hope of a nation  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets world peace and lower taxes

Inserts M*A*S*H  

[Blood Raven777]

Gets a lot of injuried

Inserts a groups of comedians  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets the Just for Laughs comedy festival

Inserts a microphone  

[Blood Raven777]

Gets a comedy channel

Inserts an action channel  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gets soapnet

inserts a blank piece of paper  

[Blood Raven777]

Gets a script

Inserts a brand new show  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets cancelled after only three episodes

inserts a bottle of rum  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a pirate searching his storage asking "Why is the Rum Gone?"

Inserts A Jar of Dirt  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets still beating heart of a evil fish-man hybrid.

Inserts ball of wax  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a Poppet in need of hair or blood to be complete.

Inserts my best bone needle  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a completed Poppet

Inserts match book  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a book full of fire spells.

Inserts a Bag of Flaming Dog Poop.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a teenaged son.

Inserts angry ninja.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a barrel of black clad Monkeys

Inserts a Wedding Ring