Ruin My Wish game

[The LifeHacker]

Granted, but now it blows. biggrin

I wish I didn't see flying DDR arrows every time I close my eyes or try to sleep. =/

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but now you see freedy kudger and he kills you in your sleep.

I wish that could turn invisible but is able to phase through vehicles.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

The genie granted your wish but could understand it so now people just ignore you

I wish there was some type of self serving food(or something) for fish >.<  

[floating_shoppinglist]

Granted.

but the food contains nuclear waste which makes it alive to serve itself.

I wish my iTouch could teleport me to places  

[Tambergal]

granted, but you couldn't chose where

I wish i had lots of money the Gov couldn't take away biggrin  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted but while you were walking with the money some random guy took it from you

I wish I could have all the super powers.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but you went out of control,created a black hole it sucked everything and everyone in(even you. YOU DOOMED US ALL!!!)

i wish i didn't have the crave to eat humans.(a naga to control his/her cravings is rather hard...)  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

Granted but you have a craving to lick poo


I wish I were beautiful.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but your only beautiful in a mirror... and after 1 second it breaks... too much bad luck...

I wish me were fast...  

[Elvis presley123]

Granted but you nowhere to go,

I wish i could be a mystic  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but the genie did not see a loop hole or something so after a minute,you got sent to oblivion.

I wish that when im a naga i don't get hungry much...  

[Arch angels assassin]

Granted but now you become fat.

I wish humans would die off already.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

granted, they all were resurrected as undead

I wish I had an empty cereal box that fit on my head  

[Tambergal]

granted! but it got stuck.........

i wish for a unicorn that wouldn't try to kill me  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but the Unicorn led you to a field of Unicorns that WILL try to kill you.

I wish i had Shoop on my cellphone Contacts.