Let's kill Jim.

[patriciagreen95]

but then jim gets a little depressed about how many people are trying to kill him and diwns the whole bottle of allergy medicine and his brother's spare in a suicide attempt...kill twisted  

[Mradhampir]

but then a therepists comes around the corner and talks to him about his issues, SAVE!  

[patriciagreen95]

but then a gang with a grudge against the therapist comes and the therapist runs away. the gang starts to beat up jim because he was smiling while talking to the therapist...kill~  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

But Jim knew karate so he beat up the gang members. ~Save~  

[patriciagreen95]

But then jim roundhouse kicked a gang member into a display window for a nearby shop and lagre chunks of sharp glass flew at him ~kill twisted  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

Suddenly a man with a garbage can lid jumps an front of Jim putting the lid in front of them like a shield. Not glass hits Jim. ~save~  

[patriciagreen95]

But the man is high off exstacy and suddenly pulls a machete on jim..kill twisted  

[Mradhampir]

But then a jealous Jason comes up and kills the guy with machete for copycatting him. EPIC SAVE!  

[patriciagreen95]

but then jason becomes jealous of all the people trying to save jim's life and shoots jim witha gun ~kill (srry! so easy to save. soooo tired! sweatdrop )  

[Mradhampir]

but before he could pull the trigger, he realized the errors of his ways of killing all the people before, and he took the gun to him self and blew his brains out.. SAVE!  

[patriciagreen95]

but then, due to shock from the gruesome scene he had just witnessed, jim stumbled into the middle of a busy street during rush hour...KILL~ twisted  

[Mradhampir]

a ninja pops out of nowhere and snaps all the cars necks before they hit Jim... (dont question the Ninja) Save!!!!!!!!1  

[patriciagreen95]

||since when do cars have necks?!||
but then the ninja's secret stash of passout gas is cracked from all the jerky movements and jim passes out and a vampire comes to make him her dessert...kill~ twisted  

[Rinthia]

{I think he meant the car drivers' necks....}

The first vampire is stopped by her sister, who is also a vampire, she was amused by Jim's long life of almost deaths and wanted to see how long he lasts on his luck. The second vampire tells her sister to back off, before she wakes their mother from her century long nap. The first vampire falls to her knees, begging her sister not to and promises not to touch Jim. The second vampire smirks as she pulls Jim to his feet, smacks him lightly to make him wake up, and pulls him out of the road.

SAVE!!  

[Mradhampir]

then Jim begs for the immortal kiss of life and death, the sister found this amusing and pricked his neck, but gradually lost her control and bled him out. KILL!!!!! (yay! first kill biggrin )