I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[Tetrachloromethane]

Granted, everyone likes your style, thus someone got so jealous that he chopped off your hands and you can't draw anymore.

I wish to have a playground.  

[Haroun_aha]

POOF! granted, yet the playground is designed for 3 year olds and you dont fit in/on anything. Even the slide squashes your butt when you try to use it and so you are now stuck there forever...

I wish for a personal jet that would take me everywhere I ever wanted to go , and NEVER crashed cause i had the best piolet in the world flying it for me.. heart  

[Tetrachloromethane]

Granted, but the storm arrives and the lightning strikes your plane.

I wish for the school holidays to end!  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted, but when you get back, all the teachers assign quadrouple homework, and you get NO sleep at night trying to finish it all, and you fail all your courses cuz you can't concentrait.
(btw, why would you want them to end? confused )

I wish all my math homework was done, correctly, and my teacher sees it before I deside to burn it along with my report card... sweatdrop  

[Dark_Lord89]

Granted but you burn down the school,and you go to jail.

I wish for a free PS3,with all the good games biggrin  

[Jesse_Jawbreaker]

Granted but then she investigates it and finds out you didnt do it and u get suspended for copyrighting!


I wish I was really smart in all my classes and couldnt fail and i got principal honoral so i can have that little card they give us and ill be able to skip my math classes with my annoying mean math teacher!  

[Willhellm]

Granted but then there is a bomb that blows up in your math class that day, and because you were not there, the police devise that you planted the bomb and you go to jail.

Wish that my GreatGrandMa wasnt senile anymore and didnt have Altimers. (or however the hell it's spelt. ok, I'm tired! leave me alone! crying )  

[x-mr nobody-x]

Granted. She turns into a baby that keeps on pooping.

I wish that all the smexy girls love me.  

[SoLongAndFairWell]

Granted...but you already have a controling, jealous, and ugly girl-friend who will kill you if you dump her or cheat on her.You don't dare to leave her in fear of losing your life.

I wish that I had super powers  

[TONEILL763]

you fall in to nuclear substance you have supper powers

i wish i had a katana  

[Tetrachloromethane]

Granted, you have a katana, but it turns into rust the moment you touch it.

I wish my annoying cousin doesn't exist.  

[Willhellm]

Granted, and this is done by removing one of your gramparents from exsistance and hence fourth you no longer exsist either.

I wish i had a sandwhich.  

[Hanna Tulips]

Granted but the sandwich eats you.

I wish my computer wasn't crashing every 2 seconds. >.<  

[Tetrachloromethane]

Granted, your computer doesn't crash every 2 seconds anymore, but it shuts down forever and refuses to start up.

I wish to have a hamster.  

[rixlai]

Granted but the hamster dies

I wish a owned the world mwhaha?