Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Skizlersan]

You have the power to drink and never wake up with a hangover!!  

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to talk to pubic lice  

[Lokkilokki]

You can control Fire!  

[Garynook]

You can summon whine from the palms of your hand, young whine that is.  

[skeemz18]

u can play hypnotic music from the bagpipes  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to turn into a ferret.  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to eat anything and not get sick. but you can still gain weight crying  

[Garynook]

You have the power to break glass with just one accord of your guitar.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to glow in the dark  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to smell anything from miles away.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to kill gym teachers with your mind.  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to slice your arms and not bleed to death!  

[TillxGone]

{ You have the power to use subliminal messaging. }

 

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to turn dead bodies into a box of waffles  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to replicate any sound you hear.