Fighting the Unfair fight (Game)

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

And I was on the other side of the wall, which turned out to be six-inch bulletproof glass.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*slashes*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

*Parries and counters*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Wait, I have no sword.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

*Bruce Lee's reanimated body one-inch punches Jax in the gut, taking out the person who seems to want to kill this game*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*looks around* I don't see anybody that wants to destroy the game.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You clearly are not playing right.  

[Cerebral Perception]

I stopped caring. Let's start anew. A dust particle.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Swallowed by a bum.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Immobilized by a tazer.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Runs out of batteries.  

[Cerebral Perception]

But they're not out of power, because Chuck Norris didn't say they can run out of power.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Chuck Norris

Yes I did.

Yes he did.  

[Cerebral Perception]

KABOOM!