hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Luxurious Poverty]

Clothes Hangar. Bye bye Barney.

Enlarged big toe.

 

[sumizometomoshibi]

A hammer. Wham! Yeow! Not a good idea.

Sadako coming out of your tv set.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer.


A giant robot sent from another planet to destroy the earth's inhabitants.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Hammer...and clothes hanger. (I'll think of something.)

Lady Gaga in your room  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hammer.

A hacker.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

All three. A hammer to smash their computer with.

Clothes hanger to teach them a painful lesson.

Duct tape so no one hears them scream as they're being punished.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

(no situation...) eek

Freddy Kreuger in your bathtub.  

[ssaengg]

Duct tape. LOTS OF IT.

The boogeyman in your shower.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Hammer. With barbed wire and spikes.

Jason in the kitchen.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape to tie him up then throw him into the lake.


Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Duct tape. And a hammer to serve as something to hit them like a piñata. God I hate them.

Donald Trump saying 'You're Fired' repeatedly.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape to shut him up and then a hammer to knock him out of the window of his God-knows-what story building to the streets of NYC below.


Rosie O'Donnel.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

duct tape.

unrequited love.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A hammer.


An army of powered armor wearing soldiers bearing plasma weapons.  

[Cerebral Perception]

A hangar should do the trick.

Chuck ********' Norris