Below Me

[BlackCatt73]

Well, sorry, but I didn't know it was really supposed to be kept to ourselves, Sammy redface I wanted everyone to know, it's true!!

Person below me wanted to see Sammy and I in a jello fight  

[-Stumblefoot-]

*pauses to imagine such a glorious sight, returns to key board to find my laptop is now significantly closer to my face! Strange!!!*

The person below me agrees that I should now marry both Sammy and Cat and live in a jelly factory  

[Azred Crimlean]

Yea, coz I can't afford the surgery so go off and do what you like...Call me~ sad

The person below me wishes they had Star Junk and Porn Star so they could look even more messed up than the original perv... rolleyes Eccentric, me!  

[Amarella Harte]

Hey, if you got it ...

The person below me suffers from a disease that is boggling the minds of every doctor they have been to. The major symptoms are purple and green spotted feet, and an uncontrollable urge to sprinkle powdered sugar on everything.  

[Angelicphrase]

*Twitch twitch * They say is I can just get the sprinkling thing stopped I'll be ok...but....but.....MUST SUGAR COAT! ....I've already been mistakenly arrested for cocaine possession cuz of all the white powder

The person below me moonlights as a plastic surgeon without a licence  

[FallenSammy]

*hands drippin with blood* who me never... this blood.... i-i-its not blood its..... KETCHUP...i've never killed anyone *looks round wildly and then runs off droppin a scalpel as i go*

The person below me is hiding from the men in white coats  

[Amarella Harte]

Thank God!! Someone finally believes me that they are real! Please help! They're everywhere!

The person below me can see in the dark.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Yes thats right! What do you mean prove it? Go on then turn the lights off! your still there! See that proves it now let it go!!

Bellow me is the One. The true One. The only One  

[FallenSammy]

The one wha? *looks confused then breaks out into song* I am the one and only..... oh dear

The person below me has a great urge to kill me for my catterwaulin  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Why simply not true my dear! I....I..I.I.......Waghhhhhhh!!!! Come here you little banshee!! Il teach you to murder Chesney!!


The person bellow me Can shatter bullet proof glass with the power of there vocal chords!  

[FallenSammy]

Oh is that why all the windows broke when i sang... i just thought someone had it in for me

The person below me likes streakin through town centres  

[Azred Crimlean]

Well weelll, isn't that obvious? I men lookit what I'm wearing!

The Person below, wishes they had the courage to streak through town centers  

[FallenSammy]

Perhaps so but i wouldnt wanna scar everyone for life!!!

The person below me is so terrorfied of spiders everytime the see one they get paralyzed with fear  

[Azred Crimlean]

Used to be,(That actually happened once, I was around 9 - 10)

If you look anything like your sexy avatar I don't think you'll be scaring anyone, lol.

The person below has a secret crush on Darth  

[FallenSammy]

shhhh we dont want to upset blackcat do we now and its not a secret if you tell everone
(lol i wish i looked tha good)

the person below me wants to taste Darth