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 Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:58 pm
Granted, but they taste like feet.
I wish I didn't have exams.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:45 pm
Granted but it's because you dropped out and now you have a horrible life and get to be homeless and crack-addicted.
I wish I had a cushy, well-paying, no-thought-needed job.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:19 pm
Granted. You spend the rest of your life scrubbing old executives' a**s holes on a pay scale that increases directly with thorough-ness.
I wish I had moar pizza.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:31 pm
I said CUSHY.
With a C, god damn it.
Granted but it's in the form of Pizza the Hut.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:58 pm
I wish Davi actually made a wish.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:56 pm
Granted, but you destroy it mercilessly. Jerk. :(
I wish some dubbing company would finally license Monster so I could buy the DVDs.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:25 pm
Granted, but of course the voices are horrible and the dialogue was altered beyond the original story.
I also wish I had remembered to make a wish and that it was an awesome and undestroyable wish.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:38 pm
Granted, but mods edit your post and your wish is lost to the world.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:25 pm
Granted. It is rock solid though and impenetrable, leaving you to feebly stab at it with a spoon but to no avail. All attempts at microwaving or heating it fail.
I wish I was fluent in Spanish.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:52 pm
Granted, but European powers conquer Spain and Mexico, changing the countries' official language and rendering the Spanish language completely useless.
I wish I could find the Homeward Bound soundtrack. >:[
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:08 pm
Granted, but it's in Spanish which you do not know how to speak and the language was previously destroyed so you have no chance to learn it.
I wish I had a chalupa.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:32 pm
Felin Greenleaf Granted, but it's in Spanish which you do not know how to speak and the language was previously destroyed so you have no chance to learn it. Joke's on you: it's all instrumental! blaugh Granted, but you find a worm inside. I wish humans didn't require sleep.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:20 am
Granted, but because of basic psychological and physical requirements of having to tune the systems, winding down parts of the body, etc., you cut your life expectency into a mere fraction of it's former number. To be blunt, you died almost 12 years ago.
I wish I could trade my day off tomorrow with tonight.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:07 am
Granted, but tomorrow the store gets shot up and you're one of the victims. :[
I wish classes would be cancelled today.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:14 pm
Granted, but it's because a hurricane destroyed your campus.
No refund.
I still really wish my grandfather didn't have cancer
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