Ruin My Wish game

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! you go by car to this fun vacation and spend time there but while u were coming back a giant explosion erupted from the surface of the earth vaporizing u and ur family

I wish things cost less but only for me and no one knows about it

 

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted! But then a mob appears in front of you for jealousy

I wish I was a dragon

 

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Granted! After the media discovers your whereabouts and your odd circumstances, the military, navy and police force come find you and brutally kill you out of fear of dragons. little did they know that you were actually one of those "nice" dragons..


I wish that I stayed in touch with my old friends  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but every place u touch them u can let go

I wish I was painted green forever

 

[Mystical Prodigy]

Granted! but a bunch of catepillars thought you were a leaf and devoured you. Then they became zombie butterflies.

I wish i had some skittles.

 

[pure as snow]

Granted! but they fell out of your hands and floated in water heading to the sewer.

I Wish i could fly to the moon whee  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but on the moon u explode because of the lack of an atmosphere

I wish for someone to make a wish for me  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted! But someone wished for you to be in excruciating pain.

I wish I ruled the world!  

[JTN]

Granted... but the world population blames you for how much things suck, and the resulting ultra-violent revolution ends you... messily.


I wish mangoes tasted better.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

JTN

Granted... but the world population blames you for how much things suck, and the resulting ultra-violent revolution ends you... messily.


I wish mangoes tasted better.

Granted, but they are cursed.  

[Butterfingahs]

dude you forgot to wish stare
so i guess i'll make one for you xp

Boris_Badenov wishes for a girlfriend

Granted! and now you two are engaged!! congrats whee
pic of your future wife:

I wish i knew how to cook better  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but the food comes to life inside ur stomach and kills u

I wish for some better shoes  

[Eisenkrieger]

but your feet quickly grow too large for them while you are wearing them, cutting off circulation in your feet, killing you.


(whew im outa breath... {INHALES and continues} )



i wish i had a new psp. my screen cracked....


(im buying a new one tomoro but them ill have less than $1 in change)  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but u find out it is one of the transformers so it destroys ur house and everything in it and within a mile radius of the house

I wish that birds would stop waking me up  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but the shotgun you were using to make that happen blew up in ur face killing you.


i wish noobs spontaneously combusted.
(how could anyone POSSIBLY ruin that situation? {{unless THEY were a noob too}} )