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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 am
Smokey the Bear finds he has cancer from the vet and decides that if he has to die so does everyone around him. Calls up his little buddy the Coca Cola cub and they both visciously maul you to death and turn your bones into eating utensils and your skull into a toilet bowl and seat. The vet later tells Smokey it was a false alarm and that he still has many years ahead of him. Smokey, the Coca Cola cub & Vet all celebrate with bottles of Coke that were tainted at the factory and end up having massive diairhea all over your toilet skull.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:39 pm
You fall off the moon and forever float through the sky until you reach the sun where you burn up
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:06 pm
Homeless woman hits u over the head with a baseball bat, repeatedly, and then steals your boots
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:18 pm
Knight of Dragonlance A hunter mistakes u for a rare breed of deer and shoots u in the head from 150 yards. my God...Cheney is at it again!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:09 pm
XemryXIII Knight of Dragonlance A hunter mistakes u for a rare breed of deer and shoots u in the head from 150 yards. my God...Cheney is at it again!!! LMFAO. Perfect. Just Perfect.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:51 pm
HellfireSamurai XemryXIII Knight of Dragonlance A hunter mistakes u for a rare breed of deer and shoots u in the head from 150 yards. my God...Cheney is at it again!!! LMFAO. Perfect. Just Perfect. lol awsome! rofl as for u....u make the mistake of takeing off ur goggles and the eclips blinds u. Causing u to fall off ur moon into a black hole where u are ripped to shreads by its force.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:27 am
you raid a fancy dinner party as pirates do but the head of the party is an undead pirate (ala captain barbadoes) and rends your flesh until you dite a slow bloody death
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:42 pm
the bear raped you to death
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:50 pm
you sonic rapes your family and makes you film then lights you on fire and throws you down a well full of battery acid
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:55 pm
While walking down town Toronto u are caught in the middle of a gang war and shot to death. The bear is captured and taken to China town where it is slaughtered, gutted, and skinned. The skin, along with its bones, claws, and teeth, somehow makes its way to the black market where it is baught by Elton John (dont ask me why it just is)
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:44 am
you get huged to death by me
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:50 am
That briefcase your holding is actually a bomb...it explodes and you die.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:11 pm
The rabbit from a hat trick goes tarribly wrong and instead of a rabbit you get a massive lion that bites off ur head.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:47 am
your assets get froze so you cant afford food and starve
(im sorry for being mean)
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