The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[Sumimachine]

Let them have a bowl of milk or water with meds that cause constipation. That would certainly shut their holes up.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Get your shotgun and go have some geese huntin' fun.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Problem: There are at least 50 ***** camping in your backyard.  

[magic_doglover]

cooperate with the police to set them up so that they'll go to jail and you'll be rid of them.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tell them the location of a nearby playground.  

[magic_doglover]

get your five year old daughter and son to run past them and lead them away.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: World War III is imminent  

[magic_doglover]

find a well-stocked and defended bunker, establish a solid supply line, and wait it out.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

pretend nothing is happening and run around the old battlefield in your area naked as usual.  

[magic_doglover]

go on a killing spree, thinking that, if everyone around you is dead, nobody will be around to kill you.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

problem: my tea is too hot to drink and i dont feel like putting an icecube in it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Blow on it and wait until it cools.  

[magic_doglover]

put it in the freezer for a few hours.  

[II-Lymiex-II]

Pour it in the toilet then shatter the cup on the floor!! twisted  

[magic_doglover]

i love to read but just don't feel like doing it anymore! gonk