My Cookie - The distraction game

[Harvest Moon Child]

Aye, me bonnie wee lass, tis that Loreena McKennitt playing the harp there, then? As you look to see, I grab the cookie and run.  

[Nei1]

*I ride the Loch Ness Monster and while you are in shock about Nessy being real, I take the cookie*  

[Suede_Shoes]

*gasp, I emerge from the depths* Hey, guys! It's just that one surgeon's toy sub. *As the angry mob causes a ruckus (for being led to believe that this was nessie), I'm finally given some time to slip off a hulk hand and grab the cookie*  

[bandaidd]

*walks in the room with a large syringe filled with pretty pink liquid* time for your vitamin shot!

I can give this one in your bum or in your eyeball.... your bum? Ok, just undo your pants and.... there we go!

Thanks for the cookie!

Next time you'll have to pay in cash though.  

[Nei1]

*you realize that there is some hair on the cookie and toss it away my way in disguise*  

[Lilith Amaranth]

You're looking so lovely, I just have to take your picture. When the camera flashes it blinds you for a second. I grab the cookie and skip away.  

[Different...Very.]

-throws this bra in your face, takes the cookie-  

[Liada Trovaras]

*pulls off your towel and grabs the cookie while you try to cover yourself*  

[Lilith Amaranth]

Steps on your flipper. "oops me bad" Grabs the cookie as you fall.  

[Different...Very.]

Oh-- there's something hangin' off your bum. -takes cookie as you turn to see- twisted  

[Nei1]

*as you are lost in the 60's, I nab the cookie*  

[Liada Trovaras]

*I compliment on your Gaia-tan and take the cookie as she's distracted*  

[Nei1]

*flies over to get the cookie back*  

[Liada Trovaras]

*captures you in my tube and flees with the cookie*  

[Pink Fregia]

I stand in front of you in shock and awe....You have changed your outfit. You stare back at me "What?" I come to my senses and steal the cookie.