Corrupt A Wish

[_GG The Hobo]

u have it but it dies

i wish i can control the ocean  

[DeletedUsername]

you make a mistake while watching percy jackson for the 20th time and controlling water, and drown yourself. talk2hand talk2hand

i wish i could legally use illegal drugs.  

[Make a Wish Events]

You get your drugs legally now. But you die because you felt soo bad.

I wish I had 500k more!  

[DeletedUsername]

im jealous of you so i e-kill you.

i wish i was good at drawing  

[Edphonse Elric]

Your drawings get to good, pull you in, and turn you into a princess riding llamas for the rest of eternity. oooh punishment.

I wish i was invincible!  

[jakcal_007]

you are, but it's only drugs making it seem like you are

I wish I had a squirrel army  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

You do but your army invaded the president and you got kicked out by your house and soon live as a hobo and starve to death ^^  

[hot hunter88]

_GG The Hobo

u have it but it dies

i wish i can control the ocean

 

[DeletedUsername]

DeletedUsername

you make a mistake while watching percy jackson for the 20th time and controlling water, and drown yourself. talk2hand talk2hand

i wish i could legally use illegal drugs.

 

[Keiko-dot-Moon]

As soon as they are legalized, the rebellious teenagers who have resorted to using them to express their individuality loose interest in it, and call you mean names for using it because the fad is "uncool" and you must be a "looser". Unable to kick the habit, you continue to do drugs, and the mean kids at school bully you until you die of embarrassment. The End.

I wish for world peace and unity.  

[Fluffy Tobi]

the world goes at peace for many years and things become great. no one fights and humanity no longer does stupid things that harm nature. however people start to become depressed because everything is so perfect and start commiting suicide until there are no humans left. then the animals that depend on us die out, and the animals that eat them die out, and so on until everything in the world dies including plants since nothing is ble to pollenate flowers or make enough carbon dioxide for the plants.

i wish the last ep of hellsing ultimate was made and placed on animecrunch . com instead of the teaser trailer.  

[DeletedUsername]

its awesomeness kills you

i wish for a super cookie  

[Fluffy Tobi]

the cookie turns out to be a strange alien device that opens a portal inside u when it hits ur stomach. u get ripped in half as the portal tries to suck u in.

i wish twilight was never made.  

[DeletedUsername]

the fangirls kil you :K

i wish i was an alien  

[angelmaster300]

Aliens don't exist

I wish i could see my gf in rl =D
((random i have many wishes))