That's what happens when you...

[Sumimachine]

That's what happens when you let vampires in your ship.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when your favorite hoodie becomes possessed.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That's what happens when you haven't slept for a while.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when a bunch of grumpy creatures get together.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

That's what happens when a deranged sorceror discovers espresso.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when a hobo becomes a sorceror.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

That's what happens when a semi-retarded millionaire designs a halloween costume.  

[Ninja Rin666]

That's what you get when you buy all your hats at the Adult-mart.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when you accidentally damage your sword by hitting a rock while practicing.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's what happens when you're too high to realize Halloween is long over.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when too much botox has made your appearance fixed in the fabric of space-time.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's what happens when you take your furry fetish too far.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That's what happens when you fall into toxic waste.  

[magic_doglover]

that's what happens when your only hat gets really wrinkled.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That's what happens when a mutated dog bites you.