The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's not me fault ye killed a guy that gushes blood the way he did.

Ye have disrespect for your uniform.  

[magic_doglover]

well, i get so many milk- and chocolate-stains on it every year that i have to get a new one, so there isn't much time for me to build up respect for it.

you made my life boring!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're Santa Claus. Your role in life is to deliver presents to every good girl and boy one day a year. That's it.


You got ketchup all over the wall!  

[magic_doglover]

liar! that's obviously your victim's blood!

you ate all my pretty tinsel!! scream  

[Ayame-Yuura]

she gave it to me

You died  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

yes. i'm a zombie and before i go visit all my relatives and eat some brainz i wanted to go on gaia and write in the forums. you completely foiled my plan. darn it. i'm horribly disappointed. whatever shall i do?

you attempted to be gangsta.  

[magic_doglover]

no, someone just called me that, weirding me out just as much as it does you. O_o

you stole my Christmas tree!  

[ScuroFenice]

I don't see your name on it... BURNED!!!!! xp

You caved in a football field by blowing up snow and starting an avalanche! (That really happened, but it was because of the sheer weight of the snow)  

[magic_doglover]

eh, i actually hate football, so i don't really feel like defending myself. besides, i'm Santa; you couldn't prosecute if you tried.

you ripped of the tooth fairies wings and tried to sell them to the Russians!  

[Ayame-Yuura]

So?

You ate my sammich!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well you shouldn't have left your tuna sandwich unattended in the executioners' lounge.



You like iCarly.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

and you like miley cyrus. nuff said.

i made me a cookie and you eated it. evil  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I thought it was for me~! heart

You ate my sammich in the executioner's lounge even though it got bloody and like something that came from 'Sweeney Todd'~!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're going to have to guard your sammiches better, then.

you killed Bobo the monkey.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No I didn't. I left my handgun unattended and he must have gotten ahold of it. Never let a monkey have a gun.



You let Bobo wander unsupervised!