The "If...Then..." Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

They'd sell them in pet stores for dogs.


If I could blow up a city by just thinking about it...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...The world would be gone in 3 seconds lol

If genies existed...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd make them all your slaves.


If I had a cool dictator hat...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...It'd get blown off by the wind and fall into a gutter and it turns out it's not machine-washable sad

If I used my mind for 'good....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd break reality.


If reality was broken...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Evil will be considered good

If all the evil acts you do today we're considered good...  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

then you will have been raped.

If all evil is good, then all good is...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...rape

If people stopped striking out/censoring the words they're embarrassed to say...  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

then the world would come to an end.

Rape fruck truck gidddie up...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...on a west side mother up

If I waxed your cat hairless...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

My imaginary cat would very pissed off.


If a fire truck was on fire...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

..I'd be freaked out

If the Ayanean Empire succeeded...  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

...everyone would be shirtless.

If everyone was naked...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

....It was all my fault

If I told you that the Ayanean empire includes ANYONE who is willing to follow Queen Aya's guidance....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd ask to see the instruction manual first.


If I promised Ayame that her death would be quick and painless if she surrendered...