Gentlemen...

[JustinShowcase]

*Confused why Miro is talking about women being dragged by the hair.* confused No, Ma'am. We don't drag any women here or hit them. You must have the wrong place. confused

*Looks at Dame puzzled. confused He just paid her a compliment. He views her leg and hears about gymnastics.* Yeah. Gymnastics. That's cool. cool I guess that's considered a sport. It's part of the Olympic games and all. neutral  

[damecharlie]

-shakes head sadly and walks up, lowering voice and patting Justin cheek- Obviously you've never been with a woman who knows a little bit of gymnastics. twisted -shakes head sadly again- It's alright, hon. Maybe one day you will be. 3nodding Then you'll understand. twisted

-turns around and walks over to Miro- No, honey, wrong kind of club, babe. They mean more like an 'organization' or hang out for "men" to go. 3nodding -nods-  

[MiroIsBored]

Ooooh. Miro thought it was a large wooden club. Miro feels safer now 3nodding
:: skips away ::  

[JustinShowcase]

I've dated my fair share of ladies. *Eyes Dame.* Flexible ladies at that. wink Can't say I've dated a gymnast though and not sure if I'd ever go out with a girl that young. They must be what, 14 tops? WAY too young. talk2hand  

[damecharlie]

-waves at Miro- Bye hon!

rolleyes -rolls eyes and looks over her shoulder- Justin, the current gold medalist in all-around individual gymnastics women's division is 22. -mumbles- You dumbass. rolleyes

Gymnasts can be all ages? Ya know, like football players? rolleyes

Also, being a gymnast isn't about just being flexible, Justin. It's about being strong. Your women might have been able to do a backbend while you're ******** them, or maybe even a standing split -kicks her leg up in a standing split, right foot still flat on the ground while the left leg is straight up beside her head- but -throws leg back down- can the completely hold themselves up in an almost impossible position while doing it? talk2hand Most likely no. talk2hand

-throws hands up again- I don't know why I'm even talking to you about this. Your cave outlook probably won't let it through. stressed xp gonk -crosses arms and huffs-  

[JustinShowcase]

*Raises an eyebrow at Dame as she speaks and watches her kick her leg up in the air and back down again.* neutral Um. Sorry. I don't follow gymnastics all that closely. neutral

I've dated some gals who happened to be into yoga. Interesting to say the least. cool I don't mind a gal who happens to be flexible and strong as long as she knows where the testosterone lies. cool I have no idea WHY you are talking to me. My guess is you're either on the rag or you just can't help yourself. I'm guessing its the latter of the two. cool *smirks*  

[JustinShowcase]

*Stands as he looks at the time. He tips his hat to Dame* See you later, Dame. I have to get going. Nice chatting with you. wink *Winks at her and leaves to do the rest of his rounds.* cool  

[damecharlie]

stare stressed mad Such a p***k! -she shrills when he is out of earshot. stare mumbles incomprehensible things underneath her breath that would probably get her in trouble and heads back to MW- evil  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

(( Flee's in terror and hides at home from that display ))  

[katana68]

*Peeks in*

rolleyes Way to go with that chauvinistic attitude, Justin. Just remember who whupped your a** at the shooting range. wink  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*fails to see what the big deal is* neutral  

[damecharlie]

(( xp Of course you wouldn't, Draa. rolleyes stressed ))  

[JustinShowcase]

ThisEmptySoul

*fails to see what the big deal is* neutral

(( You and me both, dude. rolleyes ))  

[JustinShowcase]

*Fixes sign again.*

MENS CLUB
NO Women allowed
unless they're topless

cool


We need a Gentleman's Club around here. This was pure genius. cool *Pulls out a cigar and lights it as he has a seat.*  

[JustinShowcase]

*Gets out a boom box and plays a song for the new Gentleman's Club. cool Enjoys his cigar.*