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[omgIisonfiyah]

((Bump))  

[Mad Haru]

((Jeez, ask a simple question, get no answer. I see how it is, Zelly. I see how it is.))  

[omgIisonfiyah]

((You could always PM her))  

[Mad Haru]

((Well, I unnecessarily elongated her username and threatened to 'vomit seven miles of rage' down her gullet if she didn't post.))

((God damn I am classy.))  

[omgIisonfiyah]

((You are sir. As evidenced by your fancy hat, coat, cane and cape.))  

[Zelly-fangirl]

((I am sooooo so so super sorry guys! Real life and academics got in the way. >.< Give me a bit of time to catch up on posts and I'll jump back in ASAP. Please don't hurt the Zelly? ;-; And in answer to your question Haru, unless anyone has any requests or preferences to whose world they wind up in, we'll go next on the list.))  

[Mad Haru]

"This place is a dump. It looks like Graceland mixed with the Casino Night Zone."

As you wander through the LAND OF CARDS AND ELVIS, you wonder what kind of game designer allows ELVIS to be an option during world creation. You make a note to attempt to murder this person if you find them.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

((I somehow think Raye's land would be more comparable to Casino Night Zone. XD ))

>>Raye: Wake up. Freak the ******** out.

LG: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

You were not expecting a giant ogre leering at you through your window when you fell asleep on Derse....Woke up again...Whatever. You think you ought to do something about that.

>>Raye: Do something about that.

LG: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Still screaming like a banshee, you smack the ogre in the face with your guitar and continue to do so until it evacuates your window space. That was not what you wanted to wake up to.

LG: sweet baby jesus on a stick what the ******** going on around here?!
LG: did someone prototype some steroids or something?
LG: where the ******** did these giant fatasses come from??  

[Mad Haru]

"These monsters aren't so bad, I guess. Let's find out whose Land this is."

TB: Hey, assholes. Who the hell does this god damned Elvis place belong to?
TB: Who the hell programs a game with such a terrible design sense?
TB: This is an objectively awful place and I hate it.  

[M3Gnificent]

>>Gale: Start existing again.

You never stopped existing, and you are horribly offended at the implications of that statement. Instead, you found yourself busy in this weird land of graves. You dug out your shovel, as you recall, and have been too distracted with trying to dig these graves up whilst swatting frogs away to listen to your compatriots' nonsense. All you keep finding in these graves are more frogs. Dead ones, but frogs nonetheless. How dissappointing.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: no no
LG: no need to worry about me
LG: totally fine here fighting off a rejected stand-in from David and Goliath
LG: thanks for the sentiment though >_>

With a huff you go about collecting the fallen grist which matches your flashing neon world quite well. You look around and form a mental checklist. You've gotten accustomed to this flashy place, you've made friends with the locals who have taken something of a liking to you, and you've established your position as local badass. Looking up, you can barely make out the odd spirograph portal thingy floating over your house and decide to go investigate. Mounting your sweet flying guitar, you fly up and through the portal and wind up in....somewhere that looks damn depressing and the Night on Bald Mountain bit from Fantasia.

 

[M3Gnificent]

{Would that be Gale's world or Vexx's?}  

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: Oh hey, looks like you found my world.
AA: Yeah sorry, I was busy throwing stuff around and my Mom's Elvis fig hit the Sprite
AA: But the trading card thing, totally my idea
AA: But it sucks that they all have to have Elvis' face on them.
AA: Now where the eff is that other Gate thing?

>> Blue: Be the Gate

Now that's just ridiculous, you can't stop being something and become something else. No, you're going to have to find this gate the old fashioned way, like beat up a couple dudes and see if they'll tell you, or explore every conceivable inch of the map, that would work too.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

((Sorry, didn't see your post Anime. XP I meant Gale's world. I think we'll be doing Gates by going down the character list, with the person on the bottom connecting to the person on top and so on and so forth.))

LG: idk
LG: found mine floating over my house
LG: so might I suggest looking up?  

[Mad Haru]

TB: Yeah, that's cool and all. But I'm wondering what kind of moron designs a game with Elvis's face in a level.
TB: Jesus H. Christ.
TB: I swear I will destroy the person who designed this.

You kill an imp.

TB: Anyways, where are you? We should probably meet up. Safety in numbers and all that.