Unfortunately , Fortunately

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately the planet we landed on has a wonderful type of toothpaste that'll remove any stain !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately the toothpaste happens to be poisonous.  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately if mixed with remenants of the marshmallow aliens the toothpaste becomes non-toxic.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately it smells horrible after doing that !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately the smell also chases away any predators on the planet.  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately it attracts mosquitoes  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately the mosquitos are all male and so don't bite.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Unfortunately, the multitudes of mosquitoes attract giant toads from the nearby swamp.  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately we are able to lassoo (sp?) them  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately we can't touch them because we get an itching burning blotchy rash if we do !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately there is no need to touch them.  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately they want to touch us!  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately it suddenly snows and the cold-blooded toads freeze to death !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately we also start to freeze to death!  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately people in the year 3000 are able to revive us.