Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Jisen Meizuki]

Larxene:*wearing a Shadow costume* Dammit!! Damn the whole Organization!! Just because I have two strands of hair sticking out in the air, doesn't mean I'm a Heartless!!!!  

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Jisen Meizuki

Larxene:*wearing a Shadow costume* Dammit!! Damn the whole Organization!! Just because I have two strands of hair sticking out in the air, doesn't mean I'm a Heartless!!!!

rofl  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Sora: here i got a lion for you
Cloud: i asked for LEON, idiot.
Lion: attacks leon*
Sora: that's for yelling at me emo  

[missionquestthing]

Olette: *walks into the usual spot*
"Hey Guys, Wh... redface OMG Roxas, Hayner! What are you guys doing!
Hayner: *PO'd for being interrupted* "What does it look like we where doing, b*tch!"
Olette: *passes out from shock8
Roxas: "now that that is over...Shall we continue?"  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Keyblade Ninja

Roxas: *goes to the bathroom and looks through his cabinet* HEY! where the hell did my pounds of hair gel go?

Axel:*putting tons of Roxas' hair gel on his hair* It's a good thing Roxas have those hair gel.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Sora: Okay, I've got the shoes, gloves, and shorts. Now all I need are the ears and I'll be Mickey Mouse for sure.

(I think you'll know what I mean about his clothes in KH1.)  

[The Azure Sky- Balmung]

Kairi's inside Me?
wait they already said that....  

[Keyblade Ninja]

Xemnas: .. and remember, organization members 2 - 13, i'm number one.
#1 of kids next door: shut up, ADULT, I"M NUMBER ONE > : o

(just thought of that randomly since, ya know, Kids next door have operatives that have numbers and stuff >p)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Whoa. Somehow, it almost similar to my Luxord's winning on page 7.  

[Marluxia #11]

Cloud:I like my sword whee
Sephiroth:Mines better than your's 3nodding
Cloud:Mines wider mrgreen
Sephiroth:Mine went in your girlfriend cool
Cloud:Shut up emo
TM of The friendship triangle sayings Co.  

[Kioushan]

Roxas: Why don't we do... the stuff that's been happening to me?
Hayner: No, Roxas, you're insane, and the next time you mention whatever's happening to you, I'm sending you to an asylum.
Roxas: Fine! Go... Get fat off of Olette's icecream... where ever it comes from!

Tron: Does not... Compute...  

[beehive130]

Cloud: Ill get him
Soda: who?
Cloud: Seproith. He stol emy hair gel, that b*****d.
Soda: not the fluffy bunnies this time?
Cloud: no.
Soda: aw well whats this hair gel stealing b*****d taht i can't say the name of because im to stupid look like?
Cloud: He has silver hair, a long sword and a cheerleading uniform.
Soda: O.O''
Cloud: What?
Soda: that's hot.

(i suck)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

LOL No, that's good. I didn't expect the cheerleading part, beehive130. Anyway........

Kairi:*pulling the petals off the flower* He loves me..... He loves me not...... He loves me...... He loves me not........
Meanwhile in Castle Oblivion.......
Marluxia:*being tied up to a chair and watching the crystal ball thingy* NO!!! Don't pull it!!! crying gonk crying gonk This is cruelty!!! This is horrible!!!! gonk crying gonk crying gonk Why are you torturing me?!?!?!?! gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying gonk
Axel:*sitting next to Marluxia, eating popcorn* Will you quit being a wuss, flower boy? You need to be a man, not some wuss who likes flower.
Marluxia: And you're not calling this cruel for what you've done to me?!?!?!?! gonk OH, the humanity!!!!!! gonk crying gonk crying  

[-_-lunathetarotmaster -_-]

I got one, back in Hollow Bastion where Ansem the Wise's computer is....:

Donald: (Seeing Sora typing something) could you change the size of the words, i think it's too big. Make it as small as possible to look.

Sora: Okay. (Click on the computer and the size of the words are as small as 1)

Goofy: I can't see anything!!

Donald: I SAY: MAKE IT AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE TO LOOK!

Sora: Did i hear wrongly? (digging into his ears)  

[xzya-sama]

Sora: Kairi I'm in love.
Kairi: Really I'm so happy.
Sora: Not with you though.
Kairi: neutral neutral Oh. neutral