ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[AsukaUtena]

Fall Out Boy heart heart heart Ummmm..... You have a very interesting format that can make a person go blind...



Why do ants fly?  

[Mearna]

To make honey from flowers.

Why does Barney eat little children?  

[AsukaUtena]

Cause he is a ***** that likes sleeping with Michael Jackson...


Why does chocolate melt?  

[Mearna]

Because that's not chocolate.... That's fresh poop.

Why do I have an Ash Ketchum hat on?  

[AsukaUtena]

Cause your a gay pokemon f** xP


Why is his name Azmyth?... (From PirateMaster xP)  

[Mearna]

BECAUSE YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!! =(((((((

WHY IS ARTICUNO NOT A WATER TYPE!?  

[AsukaUtena]

Just cause....


Are you happy that Gaara dies?  

[Mearna]

Yay! Naruto is retardeddddddd~!!

Are you happy that you made a fairy drop down dead!?  

[AsukaUtena]

Fairies are for gay men... O.o


Do you have rabies?  

[Mearna]

Now THATS a stupid question.

Mr. Green has a...?  

[AsukaUtena]

Dummy it was Mrs. Scarlet with a candlestick in the Conservatory


Are cherries actually red?  

[Sparkling Muffin]

No our eyes decieve us since they work for a mind eating banana empire that works 24/7 to get rid of the human race once and for all!!!!!!!

Why does my washing machine stare at me in the middle of the night??  

[Advocate of Hell]

because you touch yourself at night.

why is the sky green?  

[AdrianTepes]

B/c your looking threw green tinted windows

Why does the sun revolve around the moon??  

[Advocate of Hell]

because the moon somehow proved that the universe does revolve around it.


what is air for.