CLICHE corner

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Aaannnnnnnnnnd a few more I found:

Carter: Life-support systems?
Jack: Check.
Carter: Communications?
Jack: Check.
Carter: Inertial dampeners?
Jack: Cool! ...and check. Phasers?
Carter: Sorry, sir.

Jack: Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Teal'c: Have you considered Jonas Quinn?
Jack Now I know you've been practicing, but I still can't tell… is that a joke?
Teal'c: He wishes to join the fight against the Goa'uld.
Jackl: He's an al --
Teal'c: [raises eyebrow]
Jack: [embarrassed] -- lien.

Hammond: Col. Checkov feels that as a symbol of our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1.
Jack: Over my rotting corpse, Sir.
Hammond: [sternly] Colonel…
Jack: [innocently] I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
Hammond: I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought.
Jack: And that I will, General, but I'm still pretty sure I'll say, "Bite me."

Carter: You have a habit of seeing things... [Hesitates]...in their simplest form.
[pause]
Jack: I'm gonna go eat some cake.
Carter: I think I'll join you.

[A hologram of Anubis appears in front of the Stargate]'
Anubis: I am Anubis.
Carter: [to Jack] It looks like a hologram projection, sir.
Anubis: Humans of the Tau'ri. Your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy.
Jack: [to Carter] Oh, come one. Who talks like that?
Carter: Sir, this is Asgard technology. He must have downloaded it from Thor.
Anubis: You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to meet your doom.
Jackl: Oh, please.

Sorry! I just couldn't...choose!  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

this is all cliches if you got one they didn't have to say it.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Well it's also a Jack appreciation thread, so...

""Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao"."  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

kittyfox_kumiko

Well it's also a Jack appreciation thread, so...

""Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao"."

when did he say that i cant remember crap.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

In Urgo right before they went through the gate and got implanted.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Carter and Jack are lying close to one another for warmth.]
Carter: Sir?
Jack: It's my sidearm, I swear. No giggling  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Was that supposed to be amended?

Jack: [to Maybourne] I think you've suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

.....................why?

Daniel: That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some religious event.
Jack: Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swap meet  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

2 more weeks to wait then atlantis is back.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Seriously? Yay! whee

Sam: Question is, will they listen?
Jack: Well, the real question is, will they have ears?  

[Kaiser_MageMule]

when did they say that i recollect it but i cant think when

racks my brain  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I don't remember, either. sweatdrop

Teal'c: I believe a "medical attack" could be successful.
Jack: Surgical attack, Teal'c, it's called a "surgical attack."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Daniel: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
Jack: I practice.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

"Do you people *practice* being vague?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Sorry, to answer previous question, SGA starts in about 8 days on the Sci-Fi channel. Or on Sky on October 9th, if you live in Europe.

Jack: You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does.