The Corrupt Genie Game

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but they are evil muntant pigs that will eat you!

And please don't quote, just post. Thank you. smile

And I wish...for a loaf of fresh, French bread.  

[Splenda the Queen]

Granted, but it tastes disgusting...

I wish I had some more blank CDs.  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but they all explode in your disk drive when you try to burn things on them because the drive is spinning so fast.

I wish to be in the top 10 in the avi arena next week...  

[beaufort de niro]

granted but it was a mistake and they removed you
i wish i had 100 more wishes  

[Splenda the Queen]

Granted, but a demon possesses you and all you wish for is more and more PENS. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish had some more pens, I'm running out.  

[Balliamo]

wish granted but they are all empty

I wish that i was 21 years old rolleyes

( dunno why 21 xd )  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but you become an ugly 21 year old.

I wish I wasn't so tired.  

[Skye Nabby]

Granted, But you lose the ability to sleep
I wish i can fly and become invincible to bullets and dog bites  

[MrSoftee]

Wish granted but a cat scratches you and you fall out of the sky

I wish I had a Phillies 10,000th loss t shirt lol  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but the Phillies win the last game, making the shirt invalid.

I wish the garage was clean.  

[amiriachan]

Your wish is granted but soon the garage burns to down from a fire.

I wish that i will pass my test  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but then you fail the next test.

I wish I had a pair of slippers.  

[amiriachan]

Granted but they turn into real bunnies.

I wish i had a milkshake  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but it is made with rancid milk.

I wish I had more ideas for more wishes.  

[amiriachan]

granted but all the ideas of wishes never come true

I wish i were a cat