Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to turn your claws into poisonous needles.  

[Neotepid]

The power to create Nazi zombies and have them bow down before him.  

[bangmeh123]

the ability to turn stuff into snakes  

[333sama333]

The ability to light any candle that is within 10 feet of you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make crows peck people's eyes out.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to change any person's clothes into vinyl versions of themselves.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The ability to turn into a statue and back again.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to convince people that you're a military leader.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to create an entirely new look every couple weeks. (nice. didn't recognize you.)  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The power to do whatever they want.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to make hamsters compulsively attack and eat rabbits.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make monkeys build toys.  

[magic_doglover]

the power to become annoyed at strange things no matter how ridiculous it may be.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the power to deliver all of the presents on time.