Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She tired to kill my cat, Miss Puss-Puss.

 

[Fallenarchangel999]

She tried to hunt me!  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

(lol I love cats)

he became a vampire hunter  

[A Bad Wolf]

I realized she was already dead, so, the "death do us part" part of the vows had already come true. =/  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he didn't realize that I was a vampire and he got mad that I came to the wedding in a funeral gown  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept sneaking into my room at night and sucked my blood while I was asleep!  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she thought it was me drinking her blood when it was really the babby and threw me outside in broad daylight.  

[richkid_1108]

because i cheated on her for a hot model biggrin  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I found out that he had no morals.
COVER YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU SNEEZE!

 

[Lin Not Shin]

Beheaded Antoinette

I found out that he had no morals.
COVER YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU SNEEZE!

I found out too late that those leaves are poison ivy!  

[RobX2000]

because I found out you were a guy... gonk  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He was on the FBI's top 10 wanted list.
So I turned him in and collected the reward.

 

[RobX2000]

Had a beautiful face (sarcasm rolleyes )  

[Marissa on My Mind]

He never took his mask off.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

xXSereneShadowsXx

He never took his mask off.

she had a creepy doll she wanted to sleep with between us