Why I Killed You

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you because it is feathers, not liquid. razz  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for being much too picky.  

[Paradoxial Mouse]

I killed you because you look good enough to eat.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for making a mess.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you so you would stop torturing that innocent victim over there.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for interfering with my job.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for having a job worth killing for. in different ways than one might think.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for assuming that victim was innocent! scream  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because all are innocent until proven guilty.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you cause you wouldn't believe the documents I presented that say: That man is guilty on FIVE counts of murder in the 1st degree, grand theft auto and getting in Ayame's way while doing so! twisted And now, he's being tortured to death~! 3nodding  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because the machete slipped out of my hand. Oops. sweatdrop


Gosh, I am such a butterfingers...  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you by "accidentally" dropping this conveniently razor-like plate sideways onto your neck while you were laying down (or tied to the ground). whoopsie! ice cream really does make my fingers slippery!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you after many long hours of torture for trying to assassinate me. Luckily you chopped the head off a decoy dummy instead. Aren't I smart? 3nodding  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for looking like such a dummy that i got confused which one was the real eternal.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you think you're soooooo smart.