corrupt a wish

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but then all the countries become anarchys.

i wish i wish i was a fish  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you are caught and gutted for supper xd

I wish my arm didnt hurt emo  

[On Wings Impetuous]

Your arm is healed, but now, you broke your leg.

I wanna have a cookie!

 

[Pepita3]

Granted but you die since it has been poisoned mrgreen ninja

I wish I wasn't allergic to kitties emo  

[Hickaru_Fire]

You are not any more, but kitties hate you, so the hurt you a lot.

I wish to go to a Tokio Hotel concert.  

[amusedandconfused]

Wish granted...but it turns out there's so many people there that you're deemed a fire hazard, and the concert is cancelled before you hear anything!

I wish that the fanthreads would get moved back to the GCD where they belong...

CLICK THEM, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! DO IT! NOW!
 

[Pepita3]

granted but u dont ever get to see them again twisted

i wish that i didnt procrastinate  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but then you wok too hard and never have any more fun.

i wish wal mart inc would close its doors forever  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but you can't find another job and are forced to live on the streets like a hobo.

I wish I could get a job at the great and terrible Wal-Mart...I don't care if it is long hours and low pay as long as I'm being payed.  

[Pepita3]

granted but you r then fired and banned from all wal marts xd mrgreen ninja

i wish i could buy the stuff i want emo  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted...then you're banned for hacking that much gold.

I wish college essays were less boring...

CLICK THEM, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! DO IT! NOW!
 

[Lily127]

Granted, but you fail everyone of them.

I wish that people would stop asking me if I throw up everytime I eat.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but then you satrt that nasty habit they metioned.

i wish i had a better computer mouse that works perfectly and never broke.  

[Pepita3]

granted but it is stolen in the middle of the night mrgreen

i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow emo  

[Lily127]

Granted, instead you go to the dr. and find out you have a seious disease.

I wish my math teacher didnt smell so bad.