The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Rennity]

Unfortunately, It is closed.

 

[Doctor Manny]

Fortunately the screwdrivers were in a basket outside.  

[Rennity]

Unfortunately, someone stole the whole basket.

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately when the cops caught them they dropped the pilfered tools!

 

[TheChief-5]

unfortunately they fell into the sewer  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately a teenage mutant ninja turtle retrieved them.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[Vamar-Nightmare]

unfortunately he died :l  

[TheChief-5]

Fortunately there are still three more of them  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately there is too much junk in their trunks.

/commences turtle tipping

 

[Miumarie]

Fortunately, a little boy kicked the turtles back on to their feet. 3nodding  

[Waterkin]

Unfortunately, the turtles were VERY heavy, and only fell in the other direction.
 

[silent_calling]

Fortunately, they bounced. xd  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Now I am become Death

Unfortunately their shells broke when they landed again.

The destroyer of worlds

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the toxic goo they fell into held their shells together.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Take a moment

Unfortunately the toxic goo is dissolving their skin and making them feel noxious.

Contemplate your insignificance