The "You Are Banned" Game

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i see... is that one next to you?

you're banned for losing the game.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for thinking I lost the game, when I never joined one in the first place. WHAT!!!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for swordfighting in a non-swordfighting zone.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're banned for shooting a gun EVERYWHERE.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for thinking you have the authority to tell me where I can and cannot shoot.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're banned for not appreciating a good citizen trying to protect everyone's safety! scream  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for expressing concern for public safety while openly carrying a kunai in one hand and hiding several other weapons in your socks and under your kimono. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for smiling.  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for not having a single patch of skin visible.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're banned for not realizing that ninjas have weapons with them to PROTECT the citizens. not murder them, like Eternal over there. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned because I don't like your hat.  

[magic_doglover]

You're banned because you don't like her hat.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you're banned for also hating my hat but being too nice to say so. ahem, eternal. stare  

[magic_doglover]

you're banned for doing something as silly as wearing a hat to bed. don't you realize that you're going to wake up with bed-head AND hat-hair, both at the same time???  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for picnicking without a license.