Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Beheaded Antoinette]

His hair was so beautiful I had to leave.

 

[Princess Zelda21]

He really creeps me out!  

[TheDollxxHazuki]

He looked really stupid.  

[RobX2000]

needed a facial  

[Fallenarchangel999]

Do I really need a reason? Just look at...it.  

[the_hamster]

she only worshipped the great GHJKLAAHFDKDSDSFd
and not me

EDIT: WTF im supposed to be at the bottom  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

She freaked me out  

[Princess Zelda21]

I never date strange people, especially women!  

[Kira Ano]

Because he was secretly my long lost cat-dog-antelope-moose-potato-sock-cousin-brother-mix-heyya'll! :O

 

[Marissa on My Mind]

Her birds crapped on me constantly.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she wanted to kill me becase I was a real demon

(I give up my posts are all out of order)  

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't date strange people, especially women!  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she tried to feed me to her pets  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept sucking my blood when I was sleeping!